Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 03, 2019

yeah, I guess Tic Tacs or Altoids won’t do

That stuff is like 60 proof.

Label on the back says ‘Hand Sanitizer’.

Haemorrhoid Treatment

surprised that Lio doen’t have a surgical mask on….or a gas mask…

I wonder if this is a hint that Dad might be an alchi. I do wonder what the man does for a living

I feel for Lio. My father believed dental floss was a scam and he hated to even brush his teeth. When we’d be in the car on a sunny day, driving through the woods so the sunlight would flash, it would cause him to start sneezing – the air would flutter & glisten with the tiny particulates of his dead-animal-stench breath, suffocating the rest of us. It was a struggle not to vomit somtimes. Even worse, he refused to let us open the windows because it was too hot/too cold/reduced gas mileage. Even the worst farts have nothing on his Death Breath.

um… time to change your reading matter.

Has he smoked that huge cigar already?

Funny to read this right after today’s “Over the Hedge.”

looks like dad is gaining weight…

Yeah, that ought to do it.

Use only when your breath would knock a buzzard off a manure wagon…

I wish you every success, Lio! Even from here, I can see how bad Dad’s breath has become!