Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for December 28, 2018

One. - Followed by (in a sickening sweet voice, loud and clear) :

“No, you can’t – but we certainly will move our future optometrist-related business elsewhere. And tell everybody why.”

“I’m glad that you haven’t chosen to become a plumber.”

“Your stand-up routine needs some work.”

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“Quick! – Where’s my ephedrine? I’m highly allergic to incompetence, impertinence and soon-out-of-work salespersons.”

Oh! Oh! Oh! – And the salesperson was assuming Dan’s gender. Lawsuit! Lawsuit!

Seriously (un, in or not): That person is fodder for a whole series of sketches (pun intended).

Definitely number two. Then, tell them that you know people at the local TV station. They will be more than happy to visit that place and interview them for the evening news.

Two! Two!!!

My first optician wouldn’t let me leave until he had adjusted my glasses to fit perfectly. I still went to him for years after I had moved to another town. The last optician I visited was terrible, insisted that I would get used to a prescription that was obviously wrong, Took months to get it sorted. Haven’t been back since.

Option 3. Run Dan Run.

Sometimes, people deserve a good supernova.

Option two