Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for December 28, 2018

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    Tigressy  almost 6 years ago

    One. - Followed by (in a sickening sweet voice, loud and clear) :

    “No, you can’t – but we certainly will move our future optometrist-related business elsewhere. And tell everybody why.”

    “I’m glad that you haven’t chosen to become a plumber.”

    “Your stand-up routine needs some work.”

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    Tigressy  almost 6 years ago

    “Quick! – Where’s my ephedrine? I’m highly allergic to incompetence, impertinence and soon-out-of-work salespersons.”

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    Tigressy  almost 6 years ago

    Oh! Oh! Oh! – And the salesperson was assuming Dan’s gender. Lawsuit! Lawsuit!

    Seriously (un, in or not): That person is fodder for a whole series of sketches (pun intended).

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    katina.cooper  almost 6 years ago

    Definitely number two. Then, tell them that you know people at the local TV station. They will be more than happy to visit that place and interview them for the evening news.

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    LOLBeth  almost 6 years ago

    Two! Two!!!

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    Zapbessacarr  almost 6 years ago

    My first optician wouldn’t let me leave until he had adjusted my glasses to fit perfectly. I still went to him for years after I had moved to another town. The last optician I visited was terrible, insisted that I would get used to a prescription that was obviously wrong, Took months to get it sorted. Haven’t been back since.

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    davetb1956  almost 6 years ago

    Option 3. Run Dan Run.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 6 years ago

    Sometimes, people deserve a good supernova.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  almost 6 years ago

    Option two

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