Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 13, 2019

“Well, after you are here for a short period you will miss the ice creams, the soft drinks and of course the winter.”

Going down – - – next level: wise guys who have to one-up everybody.

But it won’t take long to wish you you could pop the eject switch on the toaster!

I always thought that mountain goats were evil.

Bipolar vortex?

I’m from the deep south. I thought it would be hotter and more humid, but this isn’t bad at all.