Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 19, 2019

Especially if it has fluorescent or phosphorescent properties.

Imagine how good it will look during a total black-out…

It would look better on the floor.

I don’t understand the “fashions” that designers come up with! Is this some kind of revenge they take on normal people, for their own inability to be human?

Much like some of the ‘fancy designer meals’ you see these days, they’re not for everyone.

Probably not!

If she were famous, she’d get away with it.

Grrrrr, Baby, double grrrrrrr!

So you wear it to bed?

So would she, presumably.

They all look better at closing time.

I like the footwear. It makes the dress.