Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 12, 2019

Yep, it’s a whole lot of rubbish!

I tell you, I don’t get no respect. The Aliens picked me up last night and then let me go without probing. Turns out it ain’t covered by my health care plan!

E.T. phone home!

For food or ….. ?

All we’ve found is that 1 in 10 doesn’t seem to mind.