FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 28, 2011

Such a considerate son.

Hey, sometimes I would be grateful for that kind of help.

He dumb as rock or he clever like a fox. Or lazy as a mule.

He’s about as bad as Jeremy on ‘Zits.’

My dad would have warmed something of mine and it wouldn’t be the remote.

I wish gocomics had “zits” the comis strips.

I wish Zits also on gocomics to. Peter your not great help to your dad and lazy like Andy.

Heat your bottom………..

I hear you Lewreader.

At 16, Lewreader? My mother wouldn’t have been able to get close enough to me to “warm my backside” at that age – besides which, I was bigger than she was, so she had to resort to psychological warfare to motivate me (and believe me, it worked far better than a walloping EVER did!)

As for my father? Since he was prone to physical violence over even minor infractions, it’s just as well that he wasn’t around by the time I was Peter’s age, because I’d have grabbed his belt from out of his hand and warmed HIS backside – I have ZERO tolerance for bullies who beat their children bloody (as my father did) simply because they can!

Diligent hands will rule, but laziness ends in slave labor.

as a child two feet of snow was a family project, dad mom & the kids

Zits isn’t owned by Universal Press Syndicate, so they can’t publish Zits.