Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 04, 2011

Wiz iz shoveling snow?

Dragons are cold blooded and don’t do well in snow.

He should just have his fire-breathing dragon melt the snow off.

Is that Larry, Curly and Moe?

Couldn’t the Wiz just Zap that snow into his neighbours yard?

Move ver and let Broomie show ya how it done.

The boy sure must live in the south.

I actually thought the Wiz and Blanche lived in the castle

with the ‘little’ fink.

Wiz can’t do this with his magic?

Dinos were supposedly warmblooded, bart. I see no reason for a dragon to be otherwise. And he’d make a killing clearing drives after a heavy snow. Especially if the owner didn’t pay up right away.

Famous football player a couple years back went up on his roof to clean off the snow, slipped and died from the fall. A minor touch of reality here.

Perhaps someone should point out to them, it’d be cheaper to hire someone to shovel the snow for him than to hire three paramedics to revive him after his heart attack!

Groucho, Chico, & Harpo. Zeppo and Gummo were the straight men.

That snow is packed hard, too, if they’re all standin’ on it.

Groucho was GAY??? Oh, I forgot there were other meanings to straight back then.