Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 21, 2019

That’s cold, bro.

Oddly enough I never had those dreams until I kept reading and hearing about how this is actually a thing. Now I have occasional dreams that I’m various stages of undress as strangers walk past me. I’m completely blaming the internet for this as I had never heard of these types of dreams before.

Lack of self-confidence…

One day all of his troubles will melt away.

Too many dreams like this may make Tom a little flaky

Thank God it wasn’t a wet dream!

Never had that particular dream but I do have the one where I am lost and everything keeps changing around me. For example, if I am inside and I leave a room and I come back, the room is completely changed. I must have a thousand variations on this dream, it’s never quite the same. I’m at the point where I realize it’s a dream and just go with the flow and it doesn’t bother me anymore.

Do you smell carrots?

Yeesh. That dream was a little on the button.

Was the dream in snow motion?

Not the gumdrop buttons!