FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 13, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    Gee, what IS Peter’s (and his siblings’) middle name? By thinking aloud, I would think it’s Peter Cyril Fox (followed by Paige Pricilla Fox and Jason Demetrius Fox).

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    Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m thankful for double spacing.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    500 words? That scope is worth about 500 libraries.

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    Purple People Eater  over 5 years ago

    If it had 2 more words, the title would be 1/10th of the whole essay.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Peter better hope so, seeing it probably took him a good chunk of the day to come up with that title!

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    Indycar  over 5 years ago

    I think every high school kid wrote an essay like Peter’s.

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    txmystic  over 5 years ago

    Seems an awfully broad subject for a mere 500-word essay

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    mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Genius scheme! He could start a business helping other high schoolers with their essays.

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    erniejpdx  over 5 years ago

    I seriously doubt Peter Fox could come up with that complex a sentence on his own. Few Athletics supporters would be able to.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    At his age I was not a writer. Took me years after school to learn how to do so. Too bad.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Sorry, Peter; this isn’t the 18th century.

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    PointBreak  over 5 years ago

    Time Period Previously Mentioned? He should have mentioned it again.

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    spyroclub1  over 5 years ago

    The title is 48 words right there.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like it’s straight from the Congressional Record…

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    oakie817  over 5 years ago

    that’s how I did them in Catholic school … included middle name and Confirmation name….but always went over

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