Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2019

So why can’t the guy hear giggling?

Rip’s mad? What about Cobra? She was in full Corrine mode. Had her evening all set. A nice jug of wine chilled, the fireplace blazing, Sheriff Clueless at least near her, action shows on TV, and, then “Gnarly’s Angels” had to break it up. If she’s not in full Cobra mode right now, then Rip’s knuckles aren’t ka-giggling with the thought of punching someone, or, somebodies out.

He won’t even have to punch him if he can sneak up that close. Just tap him on the shoulder and watch him die of fright.

But where, oh where is merc-in-a-skirt?

I heard Rip gives free instant rhinoplasty!

That goon is in for a big surprise. KA-SURPRISE!

Ka-TAP!

Anything Rip’s giggling knuckles will do to that face will be an improvement.