Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2019

Should have been a last date.

I never once hissed at a woman on a first date. But now that I’ve been married for a few years….

Now’s not the time to throw a hissy fit.

Cats should be separated until they get used to each other. Humans should be separated after they’ve got too used to each other.

Well what did you expect in a cathouse restaurant?

They just discovered they’re related.

I think she really likes him!

I had real-time sound effects including the “REOWR” while reading this as my 2 cats are currently going at it!

Very clever! The author clearly knows cats!

I thought that meant that they love us.