Close to Home by John McPherson for February 17, 2019

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    Strob Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Yeah, and it’s just a crummy sticker, not a proper toy. Plus, they should know you open the bottom to get the prize first. Nice touch to have his emotional support animal Bingo to contaminate the room.

    “Nurse, scalpel” “Scalpel”

    “Suture” “Suture”

    “Bleeb” “Bleeb” “BLEEB??!”

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    whahoppened  almost 6 years ago

    Bleeb has agreed to act as a leech to reduce swelling.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It beats what’s inside Operation’s Cavity Sam.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    They decided to call in a crackerjack surgeon to perform the operation!

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    Yep, there it was. Right inside the candy-coated popcorn and peanuts.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What ever happened to the old cracker jack commercials? You would think since they are saving so much money on the sticker ‘toys’ they could afford a bigger advertising budget. Maybe I am looking at the wrong shows.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 6 years ago

    What you wanna bet it’s the hospital’s bill.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Oh, my God! They took out his Bleeb!!!!

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    SheMc  almost 6 years ago

    Nice sterile operating theater!!!

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    RobinHood  almost 6 years ago

    Those peanut allergies can be pretty nasty

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    Intergalactic Hussy  almost 6 years ago

    Why is the patient still conscious? And saluting?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Forget the toys- just put the peanuts back in. I recently got a box that ONE peanut.

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    SonnyVon  almost 6 years ago

    There are two Bleebs in this one: one with all the surgical instruments, and one behind the nurse’s leg. Hmmm…

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    HappyPhil  almost 6 years ago

    A prize in every box.

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