Close to Home by John McPherson for January 30, 2019

Don’t let them see the listing for the witch house in Hansel and Gretel.

I guess it beats termites.

Looks like a FedEx is arriving from Mars in the background.

What’s Bleeb got in the box? He had it yesterday, too!

Oh, the suspense!!

Oddly enough, that’s exactly what I imagin when I hear the terms of ‘a nibble’ on something for sale.

This is what happens when maplewood or applewood is used in porch construction.

There might be nothing left by the time he gets home. Might be curtains for both of them.

An alien porch pirate?

The Cleaver family? (Leave It to Beaver show)

Mr. and Mrs. Beaver, I presume.

As long as they don’t come inside and fill the bathtub to “test the waters…”

The thing in the background is interesting, but I hope it doesn’t become a trend, like all the eyeballs, pies, birds and stuff in Bizarro. :p

I read this cartoon since 2017 but only yesterday I’ve noticed Bleeb for the very first time .

HE IS TELEPATHING THEM TO EAT THE HOUSE!