Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 24, 2019

My inner grandma tells me to turn on the A.C. because she’s hot.

My stomach tells me to stop at that cafe.

My inner wife says I should have turned off a half a mile back!

My inner Toonces the Driving Cat says to drive off that cliff.

My kids be wondering the same thing sometimes.

Horace better have that looked at. A good mentat would cure him of that psychic left over.

How on Earth do you steer a car with hooves? Contrariwise, how do you hoof a steer with a car?

My inner child indulges in dirt thoughts. Distance Is Rate times Time. D.I.R.T. I know when we’ll get there.

Horace looks cool driving his cabriolet. I wonder, what’s in his mind. Does he think of wicked leaders playing with their deadly weapons, climate problems, polluting issues, short life of humans…Go ahead Horace, take your time looking around and pressing your pedals. You cool! But guess what, I’m cooler, I have the World on my shoulders and still standing. No problem..oops…sorry…just little windy

Nice ride…