New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 30, 2019

Yeah, Norway isn’t yours to throw out.

“How do you know it’s Gladstone?”

“It’s tattooed on the back of his neck!”

These days, they want to throw out the entire continent.

She probably should have chucked out Ireland and let them figure it all out on their own.

Brexit is next, then Theresa.

Quite.

Kale.

Throw out things that don’t bring you joy. Hmmm, I suppose this doesn’t include my 29 yr old daughter that still hasn’t found a job.

She’s the idjit who says you shouldn’t own more than 30 books, right? I owned more than 30 books (me, personally, not the family) by 3rd grade. They are useful, informative, entertaining, and a comfort. No interest in her philosophy at all.

If I followed her advice the only thing I’d own is a television.

Norway? When did the British Empire extend to Norway?