Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 31, 2019

The cargos are fine but the other things are definitely scary.

Nehru jacket

There are some pastel and day glow colors not found in nature or the Pantone catalog.

When did you have a 16-year-old girlfriend that thought bedazzling the back of your jeans was a great fashion statement?

“You own a complete run of ‘Groo’?”

I’d rather see cargo pants again than all these stupid, ugly skinny jeans!

Parachute pants and wife-beater t-shirt

What is wrong with Cargo pants (although I prefer a tuxedo…)

Jon: “I think there is a monster in my closet. I can hear it scream.”Garfield: “Must have seen your collection of suits.”

It’s true! It’s true! I have clothes that are that old (but some don’t fit my “enhanced” self anymore)….