Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 17, 2019

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    willispate  over 5 years ago

    Yeowch!

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    Quick go the shears.

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    Let’s raise a toast to that. Shears!

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    rmercer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As my mother used to say, “Don’t run with scissors! You’ll fall and break your neck!”

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like an event to stay away from.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    First one to finish gets to cut the tape.

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    tcumming  over 5 years ago

    Scissors are so kid stuff … REAL men run with running chainsaws

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    cdnalor  over 5 years ago

    And if you fall, your face really is going to stay that way.

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    The runner to get far enough ahead of his mother’s saying “You shouldn’t do that!” wins.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Cutting edge technology. Reminds me of the 3 R’s – Rick, Rachael, and Roy (but do androids dream of electric sheep?).

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    JudyHendrickson  over 5 years ago

    haha!!!

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    Cut to the chase

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    nimbus560  over 5 years ago

    you can always cut the run short

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Moms will not approve.

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