The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 18, 2019

But you saw C3PO with your own eyes!

How can you not believe?

Whatever has set them off, the little furries’ cause feels very ewokative!

Maybe they’re not atheists. Maybe they were up on the mountain and when they came down they saw the other Ewoks worshiping the Golden C3PO.

There will be total assimilation…A.I. WILL RULE!!

C3PO is a most annoying character.

My guess, to get this requires seeing a movie.

Surely this is the next generation of ewoks. The children of those who witnessed c3po.

https://www.space.com/32381-ewok-extinction-star-wars-death-star.html

Where’s your C3PO NOW?! ;D

Golden Rod would agree. “That just wouldn’t be proper. It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”

Has Endor been colonized? Where are the trees! GASP! Nooo! You maniacs!

About 20+ years late.

Gei C3PO.

Maybe they are not so much atheistic, as they prefer a strict separation between C3PO and State.

Wouldn’t an Ewok atheist deny the existence of the Force? Or am I missing something? Not a Star Wars afficianado…

In most jungle-y and desert-y places of the world, I am an atheist as well