The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 20, 2019

He’s going to be a sports junkie with a headache.

How can you have sports up in heaven when everybody wins?

A slam dunks gotta hurt.

Yeah baby, I am, but I beat the spread.

I think he’s a basket case.

Never was really on the ball.

And I see you’re still complaining about it. Are you sure this is heaven?

Not that often that you see a totally visual pun

In hell, you hit the rim. In heaven, you get nothing but net.

Looks like a good, no-hair day.

Any “Hail Mary” plays up there?

He’s known far and wide as “Basketball” Jones.

Since Susan took my comment, I’ll go with, he has a head for it.

His name is Duncan ;)

Now he can’t clean his head without being called for goaltending.

An angel from another one-framer: “Big deal, Louie. You can dunk. I can dunk. My grandmother can dunk. Everybody can dunk up here, Louie.”

That sucks when you go to heaven and you still need to wear glasses to see.

Humans don’t become Angels in the Christian mythos.