In the Sticks by Nathan Cooper for January 02, 2011

I always get domesticated Christmas cards

A bluebird fountain of useless knowledge.

Well, the ability to talk does not guarantee intelligence. Especially on a bird.

No, the fruitcakes usually go to California.

gay: see Strange Brew for further Texas barbs.

My wife doesn’t release the good ones. They go back up on our Christmas card wall year after year.

Now you’re going to start a re-carding craze, Nathan.