Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 06, 2019

I’ll bet the gull just took it.

Choking hazard, had to get ’em away from Sterling..

Seagulls love fast food. Which is to say, any food they can grab fast. Especially French fries.

Lol poor spud

I couldn’t ever do pencil toppers. They always felt too in the way for me.

When I was a kid – those were so cool!

I gave away my virginity once. Once.

Now, here is where that “I got a pocket full of bacon” line would come in handy, my friend.