Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 18, 2019

Andy in this day’s strip is like the saber-tooth tiger Fred Flintstone lets out for the night and it suddenly goes back inside.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , Jack the barman must have been working out at a gym to have the strength to toss our drunken Hero Mr Andrew Capp twice :o) right?, my avatar today is a funny but a bit rude , its about the eternal argument of how the toilet seat should be left , up or down , how was your day? , ours should be busy , like our Mondays usually are , take care pal

As the rivers flow to the sea, so Andy flows to the bar.

He came in through the bathroom window.

try putting a little more arc into it

“Jackie suggested l must ’ave a double so l asked for a brandy!”

I think Andy returned purely by instinct.

Aim for the canal.

Andy is like a boomerang. He keeps coming back.

“Rolling, Rolling, Rolling down the river”

(Or canal)

xxx

@Afficionado

The toilet seat should always be left up!

I remember when I was desperate to go and some idiot had left the lid down so ended up peeing on the top and it went everywhere. I was in that much of a hurry to go, I didn’t look to see whether the lid was up or down. Sorry for TMI.

Giving blood tomorrow. Wish me the Best of British and Irish.

@Number Three.

“My Flo says the bog lid should be lowered. Flushing with the lid raised is unhygienic.

Think about it…"

@Eldo.

“I ain’t givin’ my creator’s apprentices any of my ideas. Unless they pay me a percentage!”