Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 01, 2019

Well, I got too old to lay eggs, and here I am. No reason for me to stew or get all steamed up about it. You could say I’m plucked (or about to be).

Yeah. Wanna hang out together?

I have this sudden urge to go shopping and pick up some stuff.

sick

I barely recognized you without your clothes on.