Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 27, 2019

If they use an electric chair, would that make him stir fried chicken?

First it’s Colonel Robocop (google KFC robocop commercial) now this?

I don’t know. I think this chicken has already gone bad.

Hey! What’s that poor chicken done that she deserves to be sent to the kitchen? I know, maybe she’s the new sous chef!

KInda sad, actually; including making the other chickens watch.

Grill her about 5 – 7 minutes a side