The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for August 27, 2022

More True Answers About Retirement

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? / Answer: Idiot.

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? /Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? / Answer: Lunch.

~ ~ ~ “I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.” ~ ~ ~ Danny McGorty

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? / Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? / Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? / Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

Question: What do you do all week? / Answer: Monday through Friday, nothing; Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

~ ~ ~“I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.” ~ ~ ~ Gene Perret

Hmmm – OK

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An old lady used to cross the US-Mexico border every day using a motorcycle…

The guards, especially officer Johnson, knew she was smuggling something. But, no matter what they did, they could never find it.

Dogs wouldn’t sniff anything, metal detectors wouldn’t bleep, disassembling the motorcycle wouldn’t help.

Many years later, on his last day at the job, once Johnson saw the old lady crossing, he decided to ask her.

He approached and said “I know there is something wrong and I will do nothing. I just beg you to tell me before I retire”.

The old lady, with compassion, asked “Are you seriously not going to do me anything?”.

He replied “No. What are you smuggling?”

“Motorcycles”, she said.