Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2019

It’s an open and shut case.

And what screening process did you use to reach that conclusion?

So, I’d like to refer you to a carpenter.

Well, shut my door! I guess you told me! HA!

I see a future for you on my back porch.

Well, Doc…. that’s the kind of patients you get when you have an open door policy.

I know you attended that panel discussion, where they talked about security.

But if you could just stoop to treating him, I think it might help get rid of his obvious hang-ups.

And look… at least he’s pretty transparent…

you can see into him, not like with some of your other patients, who are so closed off.

He’s just had a few hard knocks…

like that so-called friend who’s been slamming him on Facebook.

You could help him get back in the swing of things….

maybe open new doors, so to speak.

actually he has his hinges, he lost his “frame” of referance

His career in the submarine service had came to an end.

He was traumatized from all the “doors hitting someones ars” experiences. Those spring loaded screen doors always got me!

Let’s lock this one up!

people are strange