Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 07, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Outer Reaches of Plot Twists Tonight's Episode: "Journey To The Center of Bitter, Bitter Irony" Host: Meet Dr. Donald R. Hotchkiss. Inventor, entrepreneur. Donald: Gentlemen, this machine will allow a man to travel into the black heart of the bitterest of ironic situations. Man: What possible purpose will that serve? Donald: It will make us all very rich. Donald: The bored wealthy will pay us to venture into their own spine-chillingly ironic plot twists! Donald: And I will test it first. ZAP Donald: UHN...what...? Everything is the same, except... Donald: ...you've all got waffle irons for heads! Donald: WHERE'S THE IRONY IN THAT??! Man: Um, maybe because you like waffles so much? Man #2: Yes, do you love waffles? Donald: No...I mean, I like them, but not enough for a world of waffle iron heads to be ironic. Man: Maybe it's IRONIC that your machine changed the world in a way that's bizarre, but not ironic. Man: Yes, your greedy plan to become rich by exploiting irony has been dashed. That's ironic. Donald: But that means the machine does indeed work. In which case there is no irony. Donald: That's a conundrum. Host: And thus begins the descent of Dr. Hotchkiss into...The Outer Reaches of Plot Twists! The End
Hissyspit almost 14 years ago
Brilliant.
Also, I want waffles.
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
Now where’s that real maple syrup!?
John Glynn creator almost 14 years ago
Be ironic if he didn’t like waffles wouldn’t it?
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
quit waffling and pour the batter
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
batter batter batter batter batter batter SWING, bat-ter!
T Gabriel Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Easy, Doc - Sunday brunches are not for real without Hash Browns. Those who decide mid-week or even Saturday on a Sunday brunch get them earlier. Then, the less, ahem, foresightful, having forgot that Sunday brunch is a nice thing along with reading the NYT Sports and Home sections in bed with friends, have to make a mad rush to your store for hash browns whilst all and sundry peeps sit in bed drinking coffee and eating bagels with cream cheese and reading the NYT, breathlessly awaiting the arrival of the hash browns that they disremembered.
Earlier.
I better get some hash browns on the way home tonight. Never know about Sunday and inspiration.
T Gabriel Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Oh. and your cat is staring, impolitely at me. Or you. Or someone. Upside down.
King_Wolf almost 14 years ago
Great now i’m hungry for waffles
soundpreacher almost 14 years ago
Waffle Irony…