Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 19, 2011
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January 20, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Do you like llamas? Woman: Of course. Man: Then good news. We're going to South America. Woman: Great! Did we win a contest? Man: No, we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon! It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey! But it is provided with fins for swimming!
Llamas are larger than frogs!
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: ”Look out, there are llamas!”
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And just how are you going to get to South America? Fly-for- free airlines? Oh, I’ve got it, steal a canoe and paddle down the Intercoastal Waterway.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Better think twice about that. The New Adventures of Queen Victoria has something to say about llamas.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
“Smoke Camels instead. Llamas taste really bad!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Go where they have imports and exports but no deports.
syke34 almost 14 years ago
Go for it, the heck with the IRS.
runar almost 14 years ago
Your horoscope may have told you to beware of llamas.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon! It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey! But it is provided with fins for swimming!
Llamas are larger than frogs!
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: ”Look out, there are llamas!”
tedcoop almost 14 years ago
fritzoid, your hovercraft is full of eels (better call Samuel L. Jackson).
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Una llama mordió a mi hermana una vez.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
CUIDADO LAS LLAMAS!!!