Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 06, 2019

Honestly, I don’t get the impression that he would want to STUDY if he’s playing it cool

Hockey player, baseball player, WWI aircraft pilot, college student and pet. Truly Snoopy has many facets.

Was there ever any doubt about your decision, Joe?

That’s a no-brainer, Joe Cool!

And after he graduates, he’ll be able to get a job saying “You want fries with that?”

“Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.” Dean Martin. No, the corner was not in Winslow Arizona.

I was walking across campus during finals week and met a friend. “Shouldn’t you be studying for finals?” “If I did not learn it all semester, I’m not going to learn it now.” I did well at university. In grade school? Not so much.

Back when you can go eye “chicks” and not be accused of anything…

The obvious choice

So, he’s watching Woodstock’s friends? I didn’t know Joe Cool was a birdwatcher…

And here’s Joe Cool leaving campus after being thrown out for failing everything! Except being cool, which he excels at.

So that’s how it worked before smartphones

I think there was only ever one option for Joe Cool.

If Joe has to even ask that question, can he really be that cool?

True story: In college I once took a course in a foreign language. I had a big test coming up that Friday. Monday night, I didn’t study…I knew the material. Tuesday night, I didn’t study…I knew the material. Wednesday night, I didn’t study…I knew the material. Thursday night, I figured I better crack the books a little. I had the text open for all of 15 minutes, when I got a call from this drop dead gorgeous blonde, asking me if I’d like to come over. I thought to myself…study…blonde…study…blonde…and then it became obvious…study the blonde! I went over to her place and partied with her until about 5 am. My test was at 8. So I went home, got an hour of sleep, went in to the test looking like Keith Richards and nearly fell asleep about three times during the test. I walked out of there thinking “I really bombed that one…”

I got the highest score in the class.

I have to wonder, what classes was he signed up for?

…or eyeing service dogs!

Joe is studying "Campus Activities"

Eyeing chicks might count as studying, if you’re majoring in Biology.

If Charlie Brown and Salt are in grade school, where did Snoopy learn about college life? (Then again, he knows about WWI.)

Look out ladies.

That goes without saying!

I guess Joe cool has never heard of pronhub…