In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 13, 2019

There’s a YouTube video of a woman playing Happy Birthday on the piano in the style of various classical musicians. For Mozart, “after he’d had a lot to drink” she turned the bench 90 degrees, lay down on it, face up, reached over the keyboard, and played it upside down.

I once was fooled by the “Jazzercise” schtick. There was nothing even remotely resembling jazz, just a lot of very loud rock music blasting away. Bah.

…and what is the ‘key’ to a good workout?

When they’re done they can go, four to the bar.

It’s all jazz hands.

Close enough for jazz.