Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 17, 2011

I am an Aquarian and i will always be

if u follow the Tropical Zodiac you are still an Aquarian

That paper is hot off the presses.

Fridgid cold, fire, flood, famine, floating fish, or bird flocks falling from the sky…. This is OUR horrorscope from decades of trying to fool mother nature by force feeding her all of our toxic ‘garbage’ (including hatred, greed & indifference).

I think she’s ‘mad as heck and isn’t gonna take it anymore’ hence; We write our own horrorscope of humanity, now.

Better get that fire out Ziggy before your whole world is gone!

Well Ziggy, at least you didn’t change from a lion to a disease. I have a few word that I would never say in a family strip like Ziggy but you can guess where I want to put that telescope. Next they are going to tell me, due to a new interpretation, Lucifer was the father in that manger. Oh Galileo lied, the sun revolves around my wife

As an sensible Capricorn, I don’t believe any of that.

I was a sensible Capricorn ( Jan 1) until last week when the new chart said I was something else, so I went out and spent a lot of money.

To quote Roxanne: I was being ironic.

Slight improvement over my usual moronic. If surfer can be believed.

“expect the unexpected” - like Ziggy actually being amusing.

Teresa said, about 3 hours ago

Well, I was a Leo, my husband a Libra, with me a fire sign and himself an air sign. I’ve always been drawn to all the ‘elements’ fire, water, earth and air, none more than the other. So what does that make me, now? Unique? I’ll take that!

I don’t know: The 4 signs mixed together, to me, are a smoldering pile of wet dirt. ;-)

That being said, my 1st wife and I were both Geminis. With this “new alignment”, we would both be Tauruses. I’m not sure what’s worse – 4 people in a house, or 2 bulls.

I skimmed the entry for my sign from an Astrology book someone gave me in college. About 25% of the charactaristics were suprisingly right on! But another 25% were wa-a-ay off. The other 50% were descriptions such as, “You feel gratified when others respect your opinions”….. characteristics that describe everyone. At that point, I began to suspect I’d have gotten the same result from any of the signs.

I have a strong feeling that Ziggy is a Scorpio! One intense little creature, with enough poison in its own tail to disable or kill a much larger opponent. The Scorpio motto might be “what is hidden is more interesting that what is obvious.”

…. depending, of course, on what you define as ‘interesting’. -might just be a nasty stinger.