Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 13, 2019

Plenty more fish in the sea – and you’ll see them soon.

I remember an old Western where a man decides to leave Pennsylvania for Oregon. He has his wagon loaded and as he rides through town he spots a servant girl he has seen but never spoken to. ’I’m off to Oregon, Ellie! You want to come?’

She doesn’t wait two seconds!

You’ll be sorry!

During the flood they evolved into whales, with snorkels.

Which illustrates why I’ll never turn down a woman who asks me out.

Clever!

She’ll come to regret that decision …. but not for long.

Dave pokes fun at ivorything under the sun.

It’ll probably rain the whole time anyway.

Which raises question, how long can you tread water?

That cruise might just be the only one you need