F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 12, 2019

Godzilla just destroying the landscape, huh? Godzilla couldn’t find any more cities to destroy, huh?

I agree you can’t cancel until he starts fighting Mothra.

That’s just the way moms are—you say you’re bringing the grandkids for a visit, you’d better show up. Especially today on Mother’s Day.

Hey, it never stopped Fred Flintstone!

Actually, it my EX….he burned all his bridges….

This looks like one of those murals Wile E. Coyote paints on a canyon wall so Roadrunner can escape unharmed.

My mother. My husband. And he had good reason…..

In fact She’ll see it as all the more reason why you should visit Her while you still can.

They really want to get out of the visit. That is why they are driving on the wrong side of the road hoping to get in a wreck.

Yep. But she broke her hip visiting friends on the other coast and spent 10 years in a nursing home there and finally returned. Only to get terminal cancer and spend the next five years dying out here. Thanks goddess she’s has been put out of our misery.

It seems there was a roadside attraction that you could go inside and look out the dinosaurs mouth. I believe it was destroyed when it somehow caught fire…