In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 15, 2019

I’ve never figured out how shooting an animal is “sportsmanship” in the first place.

Let the deer shoot back (which actually is an older video game).

Flame thrower or shoulder mounted bazooka would be funnier, imho.

No doubt this weapon will leave a significant mark ….. and unfortunately measurable fallout! But an assault rifle would be ever so much more fun… and have so many more useful purposes?

Don’t worry, the hunter with the bomb will probably trip, since he can’t see where he is going

All too often, “sportsmanship” means “don’t let the other guy cheat”.

I don’t go anywhere without my mutated anthrax… for duck hunting.

He does all his sports shopping at government surplus stores.

Hunting North Korean ducks?