The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 29, 2019

There’s also a size 10 ego or less line.

VANITIES ‘R’ US !

Clever!

We definitely need a Bonfire of the Vanities!

They’re shopping at NarcissisMart where everyone is so NarcissiSmart!

Look at me ma, I’m on page 4 in the Darwin Awards Book.

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave…♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Woman on the right found that her life is empty.

{looking into phone} Who’s a good boy? Are you a good boy? YES YOU ARE!! You deserve treats!

I prefer that the cashier check me out..

good one

I didn’t know they were like that at the Goodwill store.

No vampires ;)

Does this store make me look fat?

Obvious, this is a meat market.

Is the shopper buying dinner for termites?

Just checking to make sure they are still there.

What happens when a ghost takes a selfie?

So the goddess Narcissist does exist…

You all fail, now move along.

Super funny!