Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 25, 2011

Sounds like my plans………..

Drive to Yosemite, you’ll never forget it.

@Supersurfer, especially when there’s a forest fire.

At least he can’t afford to go to a better place this year. Things are looking up.

Another good one Chris.

You do not have to go, you can fly.

I live in Spain and only work mornings, who needs a holiday?

Home for the holidays.

Save your money, never buy a hat like that again.

And I can’t afford to leave the house either.

I used to work hard, earn money, surrender it all to the government in taxes and live in abject poverty. Now I have cut out the middle man and go straight to abject poverty.

Next year he can not afford to go to Yosemite, and the year after that the Canadian Rockies. When you have nothing for vacation, it doesn’t matter how reasonable the costs are to go somewhere, because you still can’t.

Sure you can afford to go to Mexico. Just don’t bring your papers when you come back, & you’ll be set for life!

I could go to Mexico in about 5 hours. ± an hour, depending on choice of border crossings. Can they actually refuse me re-entry to the US for refusing to pay them to get a passport? I thought I lived in a free America, but they’re at least going to fine me if I try. Immigrants are good people. Gypsies rock. Borders bite.

well there’s always London ,Ky and Paris , Ky

There’s also London, WV and Glasgow, WV

I can’t see Mexico I can’t see France I can’t see me going In my underpants.

Supersurfer: Lived there for eight years, yes, and many parts of the back country are still “great”, as in many of our National Parks. I like New Zealand, but there IS still a lot for folks to see, at less cost, here at home.

Grandma started walking five miles a day, about five years ago.

She could be just about anywhere by now!

I can’t even afford to watch ‘Rick Steve’s Europe.’