Next time try for 12…
I’d chop the brain, it doesn’t work that well anyway.
“Oh, Sylvia, you’ll just gain it back over time. Not right there, of course. But the weight will return.”
He doth NOT protest too much….Oy,
Reminded me of the joke when we were kids. “You wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.”
Good grief.
But she’s prepared for it – tourniquet & all…..
But I really don’t recommend it…. Experience and all.. 50 years of it….
Reminds me of an off-color “Doonesbury” in which B.D., with a new Purple Heart, tells his wife the “good news” that he lost ten pounds….
Suddenly, I’m very happy with my weight. (And glad I don’t make resolutions!) :)
At that angle, she won’t cut off the leg, just make a long gash in it, but she’ll lose 5 pounds of blood…
Wulff & Morgenthaler
meowlin over 5 years ago
Next time try for 12…
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
I’d chop the brain, it doesn’t work that well anyway.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
“Oh, Sylvia, you’ll just gain it back over time. Not right there, of course. But the weight will return.”
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
He doth NOT protest too much….Oy,
JoeHaney over 5 years ago
Reminded me of the joke when we were kids. “You wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.”
commerce1943 over 5 years ago
Good grief.
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
But she’s prepared for it – tourniquet & all…..
But I really don’t recommend it…. Experience and all.. 50 years of it….
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Reminds me of an off-color “Doonesbury” in which B.D., with a new Purple Heart, tells his wife the “good news” that he lost ten pounds….
Impkins Premium Member over 5 years ago
Suddenly, I’m very happy with my weight. (And glad I don’t make resolutions!) :)
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
At that angle, she won’t cut off the leg, just make a long gash in it, but she’ll lose 5 pounds of blood…