Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 12, 2011

Tiny Dypak, what a blast from the past!

Dypak, you lucky dog!

Aliens with no hair giving shampoo directions. Hmm.

Thank you for mentioning that yesterday, Shytimes2. Bravo for our legislature. I only hope it helps. Such a beautiful little girl, it breaks my heart.

Re: TYPICAL GOCOMICS READER (Thursday, January 6, 2011)

There was a guy from Nantucket Who learned to stand in a bucket Put it on the stove Took off his clothes Then allegedly said ‘ah…’

Have to thank (or curse) Lola for that inspiration.

Pete fell off the fence. Who was left?

I hope the zaboca are firmer than what they sell as avocados here. Oh BTW, may I squeeze the melons?

Speaking of rinsing, what IS the story of the guy getting a cow rinse?

Where be da blonde joke?

What? No lather?

Dypak is no doubt a Мудрец…

@androgenoide From yesterday, I tend to think you’re right. My own experience is that language is crafted by the world view of those who speak it, and not the other way around.

I join with others in applauding the Arizona legislature’s swift response to the Westboro Raving Cretin Jackass Church.

@Gweedo: Great idea. Add about 250 vuvuzelae to keep things up-to-date…

@The Old Wolf. Excellent decision in AZ

The middle guy must be Lather. Therefore, it becomes a true endless cycle: Rinse, Lather, and Repeat. You wouldn’t want to stop at the end of that cycle.

As usual,Mr. Phelps, should you or any member of your I.M. Force be captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence.

Be cautious when encountering bunnies sporting wood.

I very much admire your restraint on the titling of the SHOWER post.

Lewreader said, Where be da blonde joke?

Why do blondes buy more shampoo?

Because the directions don’t say, “Lather, rinse, repeat, stop.”

FAX is up! Thanks, Vlad.

Alta, our Grande Dame of ski resorts, has a 104” base at the moment. The entire state of Utah is at 165% of normal snowpack for the water year, and the South is over 200% in places - a godsend, as they normally get the short end of the water stick. This is cause for rejoicing, in a desert state.

Thank you for posting Christina’s picture, T. I watched the memorial service tonight and found it very moving. Pres. Obama gave a wonderful speech. Re the Indian Blessing at the beginning: The Tribes are an integral part of the Southwest, and the Blessing Way is a way to restore harmony to what is awry.