Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 28, 2019

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    Tigressy  over 5 years ago

    Tony asked, about 1 hour ago (when he found time to comment something mysterious on yesterday’s strip)

    Are you told so?

    Not only afterwards if that person wants to keep their specific hearing.

    And I do take warnings seriously; I’m no “Sledge Hammer”. Not Peter Gabriel’s; the other one.

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    x_Tech  over 5 years ago

    Knowing Pete as we do, do you think he would have listened?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Am I told so?

    Naw, I’m never told anything.

    (sniffle….)

     

    I didn’t think Tony’s question for yesterday was all that mysterious… just too late.

    Elliot didn’t understand “capisce”.

    So Tony asked “My parents are from Italy. You?”

     

    And I just want to make it clear…..

    No, Tony….

    I know you think there’s a chance that I’m old enough….

    but I’m not from Italy and I’m not your mother.

    And definitely not your father!

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    Knightman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No never!!! I am what I am, single and free!!!

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    A little.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    OK, now you’ve got a mess to clean up since you didn’t say anything.

    For Tony’s QOTD: There are times when I could use a designated nagger, but I don’t have one. Fortunately, I’ve learned from my many mistakes and call in an expert.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She says “going to” and “gonna” in the same sentence. So why doesn’t my Scrabble app accept “gonna” as a real word? It accepts “outta” and “eeew.”

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No one ever tells me anything.

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    grenjello  over 5 years ago

    My wife used to wait for something to happen so she could say that.

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