Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2019

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s got a lot of crust, all right….

    he assumes he’ll soon be rich…. just rolling in dough….

    but his concept is half-baked.

     

    Success won’t pan out, if there’s nothing in the bakery but some old books.

    Seems like he prefers to loaf instead of earning his bread.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    He kneads his resumé to help him rise above the crowd.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Wadda bunch of loafers around there.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 5 years ago

    I think y’all knead to stop being so crusty. Is that so hard-dough?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Well at least he’s “rising” to the occasion of the classics….

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    It’s a naan issue.

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    When he talks he sounds floury.

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    It’s not arrogance when it’s true.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    I’ll see your raise and raise you another loaf.

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    waltermgm  over 5 years ago

    He loves wry humor.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Warning: Pun overload! 5 in one cartoon panel? Oh the humanity!

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    CYGNUS X1  over 5 years ago

    Dan needs to add a little more yeast, these puns a flatter than flat bread. :)

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    Jayneknox  over 5 years ago

    Is this thread starting to pita out?

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