In Security by Bea R. for April 27, 2019

Sam, maybe this would work better if you explained “Al” is not actually her name.

Hubbs is an accountant, Sam could have convinced him to help “Al” with her finances, she’d have to show him some id and personal information and then Hubbs might get it, plus Ellie could wind up in a better financial situation. XD

He’s not wrong.

As memory serves Ellie can’t hold her liquor very well:

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/05/14

Could have invited Hubbs and “Al” to a friendly drink and listen to what’s said. Plus Ellie’s funny when she’s drunk. :D

Something THAT dense should be harvested as armor for our ships….

Sam: “Okay…let’s try this again…”

Gotta agree with you there, Sam…

Panel 1:

When my best anime waifu is mad at me for finding out I have an extensive collection of Hatsune Miku figures and body pillows.

You cannot come at this from an oblique angle. Say what you mean clearly.

Awesome? That may be a bit much, but thick as a brick, too.

IS THAT TO GO TO THE POINT, SAM?!, just tell directly “Al is Ellie”, I want to see how he reacts to that.

That’s not the point, Sam…

Cue Sedine to walk in soon…and stop Sam’s “master plan”.

Oh, yeah… This plan of your is working perfectly, Sam.

he’s awesomely dumb

To quote a certain Arctic fox: “Like ‘like’ like?”

Considerably less awesome from not getting the meaning of this, leastwise from where I sit.

Sam: But, what I’m saying is, Al is not ‘like’ you. Do you get what I mean? Hubbs: Of course not… Al’s a much better receiver than I am!

Sam: Ugh… Let’s go a different direction… You said that you like the waitress over at Chik-N-Wings, right? Hubbs: Yeah. That’s Miss Elle. Sam: Ok. Ever wonder that when you’re with Al that Miss Elle is not around? And when you see Miss Elle that Al is not around. Hubbs: Well, that’s easy… Al’s at work.