Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 11, 2019

“Leave him alone, Marcia Brady thinks he’s nice.” “Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!”

And apparently now it’s more aggressive.

Anti-vaxxers, rolling coal, icing in charging stations. It’s like folks want to live in a 3rd World country.

Don’t use such a negative phrase, “anti-vaxxer.” Be positive: try “pro-diseaser.”

they want freedom of religion…..i want freedom from religion

Yeah, everyone calls him Rube. But his real name’s Rubeola.

A pox on both your houses…

OK, so the CDC says, “Get vaccinated.” The “liberal media” says, “Get vaccinated.” FOX “News” says, “Get vaccinated.”

So who do people believe? Social media. Someone’s sister-in-law’s, second cousin’s daughter’s husband’s brother said that vaccination is a plot of the “Deep State” working on the part of extraterrestrial aliens to enable mind control over the American Public. He got it straight from Bigfoot’s mouth. So it MUST be true, I read it on the internet!

Here we have something that will prevent the death of your child, yet you refuse to protect that child.

We have a generation riddled with idiots!

Well they do say that those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it. It’s just the condemning of your children that bothers me.

No, vaccines do NOT cause autism. No, Obama wasn’t born in Kenya. No, we didn’t do 9/11 to ourselves. No, we didn’t fake the moon landing. No, we aren’t currently faking the International Space Station. No, the Loch Ness Monster is not currently the mission commander of the International Space Station. (Where do they GET these people???!!!!!!)

JERK