Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 15, 2019

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    RAGs  over 5 years ago

    When you shell out for advice, you get what you pay for.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Well, it IS on the internet, so you never really know if it’s true or not. I once read on Wikipedia that elephants were extinct, so….

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    This must be Mitch! He slept on his back and can’t seem to get a grip anymore…throw the bum out!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    All the people who have died in the world have slept at some point. Draw your own conclusions… – Stan the Wide-Awake Man

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Also: saliva causes cancer – but only if swallowed in small quantities over a long period of time!

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    I’m sure someone’s done a study that proves living is unhealthy.

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    davetb1956  over 5 years ago

    How about sleeping on your side?

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