Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 27, 2011

with 90% less trace elements …

Hey retailer, my mouse is not the same without a tail, so re-tail it!

”99% of all Fracking Fluids have been removed.”

Er, reality folk. They advertize it.

Finally, truth in advertising.

“Slim Water!” It was just a question of time!

That must be the tiniest shopping cart on the planet.

Way to slim down your grocery bill Ziggy. No room for a jug of that water in that basket though.

Your own tap water is just as good if not better Ziggy. Besides the plastic bottles will probably kill you. And when food says washed and ready to eat. Not so according to Dr. OZ The hidden toxins and pestisides are lurking on some of your favorites foods. Small cart good idea Ziggy, it makes those jugs look huge!!

And don’t forget , Moses, we get all the DDT shipped back to us that we shipped to the foreign lands because it was illegal here.

Water. It does a body good.

Yes I know it!! Have you heard about the lead that is in those neat little bags that you can buy and reuse. Yes the ones that hang at the grocery check out lane. So now your choices are paper, plastic or lead.

Someone was actually marketing “INSTANT H2O–JUST ADD WATER!” There was actually interest in it.

It looks like Ziggy is shopping in Target to me. I reckon that it must be hard for Ziggy to find his funsize pants and shoes. All though he found a cart in the toy department. Ziggy…you so smart!!

And just like low-fat milk, there’s no tast.

How about non-fat bottled H2O?