Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2019

“You know what, hun? I think I’ll just buy everyone in the house a new electric toothbrush! How does that sound?”

Hope he doesn’t think he can just brush her off.

It works better getting brake dust grime in the crooks and nannies of your wheels.

Maximum use of available resources can sometimes lead to child or spouse abuse of your personal resources.

I think after the first time they used it to clean their turtles, it would have become the turtle cleaning brush.

And she was drawn to look like she really is on his back about it.

Bleeb’s helpin’…

Again? Ha

There are many uses for the electric tooth brush.

I never thought about it before………..now I’m going to have to think of other uses for my husband’s electric toothbrush.

Careful, you’re about to become ground for the battery.

As Oliver Hardy, from Laurel and Hardy, would say. Give it a quick rinse and nobody will be the wiser!

“Truth is, your daughter borrowed it last evening but wouldn’t say what for.”

Somewhere, there is a turtle saying “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” :)