Close to Home by John McPherson for May 18, 2019

The wax probably cost more than their salaries.

Most likely more effective than the human ones I’ve seen. I hear they do have to clean and service them occasionally though, wax off, wax on!

I went to Madam Tassaud’s in Las Vegas. Very interesting and highly accurate representations of celebs.

All they have to do is install wicks and they will save on electricity for lighting.

Vincent Price is spinning in his grave.

Wax guards. What a great idea. How about just putting a nanny cam in their belly buttons. Form and function. I love it.

Look at Bleeb , mingling with the royalty!

Oh, the guard’s not made of wax, he just seems that way.

The money in the safe? All wax.

They can use the real Taylor Swift as a docent, just to confuse the public. “Really? So wax-like.”

Remember the old “Candid Camera” TV show? That would be an interesting subject. Watch people as they try to figure out is he was real or not.

And some customers are wax too to make them look busier…

It seems to me that a “museum of wax” would not be the same thing as a “wax museum” as we usually know them.