FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 21, 2011
March 19, 2011
March 22, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: Spring is in the air. Peter: No kidding! This weather is abolutely perfect! Jason: I mean the spring from my homemade suction-dart bazooka. It shot out by accident. Correction: Spring is in the vacuum of space. Peter: Hey, is this the dart you got mailed back to you from Russia?
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
From Russia with love, Peter.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Denver, this is TransCon 451, we seem to have a toilet plunger stuck to our wing.
451 do wish to declare an emergency?
Negative Denver, our plumbing is fine.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I,m as big a genius as Jason. I invented a five roll toilet paper holder with the plunger. She was not amused.
Dkram over 13 years ago
Plumber’s Helpers in spaaaaaaaaace.
That was a good one x_Tech.
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linsonl over 13 years ago
TransCon 451, squwak 1200, change frequency to 121.5. Do you need the equipment? Over.
kittenpah over 13 years ago
I popped a spring off like that taking apart some equipment in the garage. It must have entered hyperspace, ‘cause it sure wasn’t in the garage any more.
Given that, I might buy the spring going sub-orbital, but how did Jason get that much load into it?
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Is that like Bugs Bunny’s baseball that he threw all the way around the world, and when it came back it had stickers from all the major cities on it??
yohannbiimu over 13 years ago
I think that Porky-Columbus did that baseball thing first (to prove to Isabella that the world WAS round).