Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 29, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    He also needs to buy a shining armor and a designer sword to impress the maidens.

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    A Common 'tator  over 5 years ago

    All I needed was my British Citizenship, so she could get her Green Card. Oh, and my Jag X-Type.

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    zerotvus  over 5 years ago

    i just want to have a after mid life crisis…

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    Quite a mead-belly he has there…

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    He could start with a longer shirt!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    I’m still having my crisis, but Mrs. Baker won’t let me have a new girlfriend.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    You’re sounding like a horse of a different color.

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    Probably suffers from chainmail pattern baldness also…

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    A kilt and two testicular rings should do it.

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