Close to Home by John McPherson for May 20, 2019

I need to get me one of those.

Maybe you should stick with a battery pack until some of the bugs are worked out.

The market for the electrified canes died off fast.

They need to come up with a lawn mower attachment to make it more useful.

All was good until the government stepped in with their regulations.

I think it is brilliant. Just needs a bigger engine. Maybe another wheel. A seat would be nice. Maybe another handle for better stability. My god man. They have invented a little motorcycle.

Also serves as a hearing aid, everyone you come into contact with has to shout. I like it.

I wouldn’t want to inhale the fumes.

My grand-daddy had one of those. He called it a roto-tiller.

Next time let Bleeb work the throttle.

It looks like one of the bugs right next to his knee— is already out

Green powered. This gasoline engine stuff is killing the planet.

If it has a pull-cord starter, it’ll never sell.

Reminds me of the old Sears Die Hard car battery commercial on Saturday Night Live. The one where there were 10 or 12 senior citizens lined up with their pacemakers hooked up to different brands of car batteries. After a few minutes, all the ones hooked up to the Sears Die Hard batteries were still standing and smiling while the others were sprawled out dead.

Oh, My!

Try a Segway.

On my first glance I thought it was garden tiller Drags.

That’s a running cane!

Test evaluator: "We lose more seniors that way. Well, they say you have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette. " ;-)