In Security by Bea R. for May 22, 2019

You know bud, one day she is going to catch on and you will be in so much trouble. I have no idea where you get the idea that women are stupid?

Called it!

Good point Sam, “ugh”. It is really hell when you are surrounded by stupidity.

“Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.” But at your age Roy trying that with your wife is not a good idea. I would go see how Joleen is doing, you may have a problem you didn’t plan on.

Nice plan Roy, you and Charlene will laugh about it someday, assuming you’ll be able to laugh after she’s finished strangling you.

“Cleaned and appraised”? What for, considering how you were when Charlene met you she likes things that are dirty and undear. XD

You know in retrospect I guess there were hints this was a farce, Roy finding the ring so easily sure, but more so Roy knowing anything about plumbing, he used to live in a trailer in the woods where buckets were the only plumbing.

Yep, called it. Now all that’s missing is for him to realize she’s standing right behind him.

I called that one!

So she is not going to notice that large piping missing?

I’m with Sam on this one. (I thought those pipes looked rather large…)

That car will end destroying your family.

Has Roy lost his own ring yet? ✨

I forget how clever Roy is…

So where’s Roy’s wedding ring?

There must be a reckoning…! Please, Bea? PLEASE???!

Roy’s face when Charlene told him she had “lost” the ring is a testament to his acting ability.

Hat-terb is eirdly-werb mart-serb.

what woman would forget that her wedding ring was out for cleaning? Simply not possible…

Roy built a fake drainage system for a prank?

Well played, Roy.